Cusshogken is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unjust dragon.

Cusshogken created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Cusshogken, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cusshogken, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cusshogken's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cusshogken's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cusshogken's priests.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cusshogken.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Cusshogken in the centre of the settlement.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.