Donkimflag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast yak.

Donkimflag created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donkimflag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Donkimflag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Donkimflag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Donkimflag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Never feed tomatoes to dogs while wearing tights.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Donkimflag.