Laprutthub is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane hydra.

Laprutthub created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laprutthub, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Laprutthub, he will laugh at you.

Laprutthub's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Laprutthub's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Never point your back toward the west during prayer.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Fast once a month.