Disshivfod Flownabomt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent elephant.

Disshivfod Flownabomt created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disshivfod Flownabomt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Disshivfod Flownabomt, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Disshivfod Flownabomt's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Disshivfod Flownabomt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Disshivfod Flownabomt must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never sit in the presence of dolphins.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.