Nilnabnursogdag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, strong elephant.

Nilnabnursogdag created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilnabnursogdag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nilnabnursogdag, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nilnabnursogdag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nilnabnursogdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Never cross mountains at midday.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.