Henflowhud is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, deceitful bear.

Henflowhud created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henflowhud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Henflowhud, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Henflowhud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Henflowhud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Never feed cucumbers to turtles while wearing boots.

4. Always obey Henflowhud's priests.

5. Do not covet oxen.