Mitlabgil is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, contented narwhal.

Mitlabgil created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitlabgil, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitlabgil, he will send minions to preach to you.

Mitlabgil's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mitlabgil's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mitlabgil.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Never look in ponds.