Bugkondum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, prudent horse.

Bugkondum created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugkondum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugkondum, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bugkondum's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bugkondum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bugkondum on top of all buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Respect your elders.