Getpingar is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless finch.

Getpingar created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getpingar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Getpingar, he will turn you into a slug.

Getpingar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Getpingar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not take Getpingar's name in vain.

4. Never bounce near horses.

5. Do not chop down trees.