Bossfetmat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sage alligator.

Bossfetmat created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossfetmat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bossfetmat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bossfetmat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bossfetmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

2. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

3. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with snails.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.