Catquarthat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating cat.

Catquarthat created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catquarthat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Catquarthat, it will not invite you to parties.

Catquarthat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Catquarthat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.