Tingomsom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable tortoise.

Tingomsom created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Tingomsom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tingomsom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tingomsom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tingomsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away from cyan geese, for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Run away if three porpoises approach from the north.