Rillhugweepakzak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous raven.

Rillhugweepakzak created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillhugweepakzak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rillhugweepakzak, he will ignore you.

Rillhugweepakzak's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rillhugweepakzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to manatees while wearing red jumpers.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.