Wotcarkom Negbogwee is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient rhinoceros.

Wotcarkom Negbogwee created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Wotcarkom Negbogwee, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wotcarkom Negbogwee, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Wotcarkom Negbogwee's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wotcarkom Negbogwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Never wear turquoise shorts on sacred days.

4. Never mark doors with indigo.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.