Dothassom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited crocodile.

Dothassom created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dothassom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dothassom, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dothassom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dothassom's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near swans.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not take Dothassom's name in vain.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.