Fotbellsis is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty jellyfish.

Fotbellsis created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fotbellsis, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fotbellsis, it will turn you into a rock.

Fotbellsis' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fotbellsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with badgers.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never adorn your back with gray markings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.