Xenrutthom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous dolphin.

Xenrutthom created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenrutthom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Xenrutthom, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xenrutthom's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Xenrutthom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.