Wikkenxin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful unicorn.

Wikkenxin created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikkenxin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wikkenxin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wikkenxin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Wikkenxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to sheep while wearing stockings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Wikkenxin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Put Wikkenxin first in all things.