Fendudwod Cedlighab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy snake.

Fendudwod Cedlighab created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fendudwod Cedlighab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fendudwod Cedlighab, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fendudwod Cedlighab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fendudwod Cedlighab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Never chant in the presence of foxes.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.