Narlcutlat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, idiotic alligator.

Narlcutlat created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlcutlat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narlcutlat, it will turn you into a slug.

Narlcutlat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Narlcutlat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Narlcutlat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.