Tenrigtunkad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, flying goat.

Tenrigtunkad created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenrigtunkad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tenrigtunkad, she will turn you into a goat.

Tenrigtunkad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tenrigtunkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never cross rivers at dawn.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Do not fashion tools from iron.