Butraklid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, conceited sheep.

Butraklid created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butraklid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Butraklid, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Butraklid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Butraklid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Butraklid.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not place garlic upon stone.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing violet shorts.