Wipmutkon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish duck.

Wipmutkon created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipmutkon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wipmutkon, she will remove you from existence.

Wipmutkon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wipmutkon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Do not bounce in public.