Nabrilhasquim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident hummingbird.

Nabrilhasquim created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabrilhasquim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nabrilhasquim, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nabrilhasquim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nabrilhasquim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nabrilhasquim.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Hide if six otters approach from the south.

4. Always act with humility when addressing children.

5. Do not make images of living things.