Carzodkom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty chinchilla.

Carzodkom created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carzodkom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Carzodkom, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Carzodkom's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Carzodkom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.