Ominrawmit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient frog.

Ominrawmit created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominrawmit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ominrawmit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ominrawmit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ominrawmit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ominrawmit.

2. Ominrawmit loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.