Dudcapkad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable fish.

Dudcapkad created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudcapkad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dudcapkad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dudcapkad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dudcapkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Put Dudcapkad first in all things.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.