Stermonbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sage crow.

Stermonbaf created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stermonbaf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stermonbaf, it will destroy your home solar system.

Stermonbaf's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Stermonbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Never talk about optics near frogs while wearing orange trousers.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not commit murder.