Nadkipvol is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, generous rhinoceros.

Nadkipvol created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadkipvol, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadkipvol, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nadkipvol's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nadkipvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Erect six nickel sculptures of Nadkipvol on top of important buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nadkipvol.

5. Always help bats.