Citlakpangdut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited centipede.

Citlakpangdut created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citlakpangdut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Citlakpangdut, it will laugh at you.

Citlakpangdut's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Citlakpangdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never gather three mice in one place.

5. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.