Monbustail is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive octopus.

Monbustail created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Monbustail, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Monbustail, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Monbustail's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Monbustail's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.