Sterjatkin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, humorless dragon.

Sterjatkin created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterjatkin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sterjatkin, it will turn you into a mole.

Sterjatkin's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sterjatkin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Sterjatkin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Sterjatkin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near mites while wearing brown jumpers.