Dudlarnflap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless shrew.

Dudlarnflap created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudlarnflap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dudlarnflap, she will turn you into a puffin.

Dudlarnflap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dudlarnflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never sprint in holy places.