Fudstikpod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing octopus.

Fudstikpod created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fudstikpod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fudstikpod, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fudstikpod's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fudstikpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your hands before prayer.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.