Cublimkad Honsighud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying aardvark.

Cublimkad Honsighud created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cublimkad Honsighud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cublimkad Honsighud, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cublimkad Honsighud's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cublimkad Honsighud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cublimkad Honsighud's name in vain.

2. Never paint your face pink.

3. Never leap in the presence of mice.

4. Always obey Cublimkad Honsighud's priests.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.