Middutlin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic unicorn.

Middutlin created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Middutlin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Middutlin, it will think nothing of it.

Middutlin's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Middutlin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never leap near snails.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Middutlin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always look after injured ducks.