Satveghug is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective
aardvark.
Satveghug created silver four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Satveghug, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Satveghug, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Satveghug's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Satveghug's Holy Commandments1. Put Satveghug first in all things.
2. You must love Satveghug.
3. You must never eat strawberries.
4. Always help sick ducks.
5. Do not wear nickel on your body.