Rapbeggem is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome hamster.

Rapbeggem created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbeggem, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rapbeggem, it will destroy your home solar system.

Rapbeggem's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rapbeggem's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Do not fashion tools from carbon.