Madruttont is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome mongoose.

Madruttont created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madruttont, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Madruttont, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Madruttont's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Madruttont's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.