Bopfudab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow crab.

Bopfudab created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopfudab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bopfudab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bopfudab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bopfudab's Holy Commandments

1. Always store gooseberries above ground.

2. Never gather six gulls near walls.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Never paint your neck blue.