Vidgovkarhotbogmidvon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonourable deer.

Vidgovkarhotbogmidvon created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidgovkarhotbogmidvon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vidgovkarhotbogmidvon, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vidgovkarhotbogmidvon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vidgovkarhotbogmidvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Do not take Vidgovkarhotbogmidvon's name in vain.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.