Citsagjon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured dragon.

Citsagjon created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citsagjon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Citsagjon, he will turn you into a snail.

Citsagjon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Citsagjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet red.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must pray to Citsagjon six times a day.