Yarcibsan Gudjenpibfitdibwonxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered hydra.

Yarcibsan Gudjenpibfitdibwonxuc created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarcibsan Gudjenpibfitdibwonxuc, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarcibsan Gudjenpibfitdibwonxuc, it will send you a sign.

Yarcibsan Gudjenpibfitdibwonxuc's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yarcibsan Gudjenpibfitdibwonxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine mites approach from the south.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always help snails.

5. Never pour water over plants.