Govsidcun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing dryad.

Govsidcun created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govsidcun, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Govsidcun, he will refuse to believe in you.

Govsidcun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Govsidcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Always help goats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.