Lunbodgep Hunrapflig Ingjopkabnellflap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, temperamental snail.

Lunbodgep Hunrapflig Ingjopkabnellflap created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lunbodgep Hunrapflig Ingjopkabnellflap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lunbodgep Hunrapflig Ingjopkabnellflap, he will turn you into a duck.

Lunbodgep Hunrapflig Ingjopkabnellflap's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Lunbodgep Hunrapflig Ingjopkabnellflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in spring.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.