Yikbugtigdog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, blissful goat.

Yikbugtigdog created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikbugtigdog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yikbugtigdog, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Yikbugtigdog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yikbugtigdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.