Sagtipdin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish ferret.

Sagtipdin created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagtipdin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagtipdin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sagtipdin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sagtipdin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help voles.

5. Sagtipdin must be the most important thing in your life.