Gudcubved Maplenab Cadcissgut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient otter.

Gudcubved Maplenab Cadcissgut created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudcubved Maplenab Cadcissgut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudcubved Maplenab Cadcissgut, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gudcubved Maplenab Cadcissgut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gudcubved Maplenab Cadcissgut's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Do not take Gudcubved Maplenab Cadcissgut's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Gudcubved Maplenab Cadcissgut loves sheep, so they must be respected.