Hammegkenrow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring camel.

Hammegkenrow created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hammegkenrow, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hammegkenrow, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hammegkenrow's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hammegkenrow's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Hammegkenrow loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away if six bats approach from the north.