Lunjiphim Quafmobquart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate fairy.

Lunjiphim Quafmobquart created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lunjiphim Quafmobquart, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lunjiphim Quafmobquart, he will make you grow a tail.

Lunjiphim Quafmobquart's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lunjiphim Quafmobquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of nematodes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.