Quagrawort is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, prudent wyrm.

Quagrawort created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagrawort, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quagrawort, he will not care at all.

Quagrawort's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Quagrawort's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve corsets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near rats while wearing yellow shorts.