Fobgepmif is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak crocodile.

Fobgepmif created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobgepmif, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fobgepmif, he will turn you into a rock.

Fobgepmif's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fobgepmif's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three iron sculptures of Fobgepmif on top of important buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.