Tafpopkon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, kind dog.

Tafpopkon created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafpopkon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tafpopkon, she will remove you from existence.

Tafpopkon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tafpopkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always wear blue.