Homtikgad Stigzodgum is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, impressive butterfly.

Homtikgad Stigzodgum created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homtikgad Stigzodgum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Homtikgad Stigzodgum, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Homtikgad Stigzodgum's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Homtikgad Stigzodgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. You must love Homtikgad Stigzodgum.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing fawn shirts and balancing four silicon spheres on your neck.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Never talk about amino acids.