Milcatfut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, quiet naga.

Milcatfut created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Milcatfut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Milcatfut, she will remove you from existence.

Milcatfut's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Milcatfut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet swans for they are unholy.

2. Never paint your face fawn.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Never talk about dark matter.
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