Bidloploophadlatgemfigvig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, slow hare.

Bidloploophadlatgemfigvig created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidloploophadlatgemfigvig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bidloploophadlatgemfigvig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bidloploophadlatgemfigvig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bidloploophadlatgemfigvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Always obey Bidloploophadlatgemfigvig's priests.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near aardvarks while wearing purple stockings and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.

5. Do not listen to music.