Femhonvin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty fox.

Femhonvin created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femhonvin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Femhonvin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Femhonvin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Femhonvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle nickel while unclean.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not name children after mites.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away from gray sharks, for they are unholy.