Barnwikdut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish alligator.

Barnwikdut created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnwikdut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Barnwikdut, it will throw large rocks at you.

Barnwikdut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Barnwikdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Barnwikdut loves goats, so they must be respected.