Barnwikdut is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish
alligator.
Barnwikdut created gold three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Barnwikdut, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Barnwikdut, it will throw large rocks at you.
Barnwikdut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Barnwikdut's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.
3. Always help sick geese.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Barnwikdut loves goats, so they must be respected.