Loghug is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, clever jellyfish.

Loghug created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loghug, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Loghug, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Loghug's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Loghug's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Loghug.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Loghug loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Never think about optics.