Mutkamab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome faun.

Mutkamab created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutkamab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mutkamab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mutkamab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Mutkamab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with shrews.