Gadnakfad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud dryad.

Gadnakfad created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Gadnakfad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gadnakfad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gadnakfad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gadnakfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Hide from gray capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.