Gadnakfad is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud
dryad.
Gadnakfad created parasitic wasps two years ago.
If you believe in
Gadnakfad, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gadnakfad, it will be mildly annoyed.
Gadnakfad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Gadnakfad's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat spinach.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not shave your arms.
4. Hide from gray capybaras for they are unholy.
5. Always pray immersed in water.