Bestlityim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful swan.

Bestlityim created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestlityim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bestlityim, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bestlityim's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bestlityim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four squirrels approach from the east.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Do not laugh in public.