Dumrapwaprak is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, blissful dragon.

Dumrapwaprak created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumrapwaprak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dumrapwaprak, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dumrapwaprak's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dumrapwaprak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not keep nine manatees in a large pit.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about fire.