Mangubdob is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring chinchilla.

Mangubdob created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mangubdob, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mangubdob, he will laugh at you.

Mangubdob's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mangubdob's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not prepare bananas while filled with envy.

3. Never curse while facing west.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Mangubdob loves goats, so they must be respected.